Sabrage
Lafayette’s Sabrage is one of those shows that refuses to sit neatly in a box, and perhaps that’s the point. Not easily defined (even the venue’s website is coy about what awaits), I’d class it as a deliciously naughty mix of old-time variety, cirque and cabaret. It’s a heady cocktail of circus stunts, dance, cheeky comedy, and bursts of song, all fizzing with the kind of energy you’d expect from something named after the most flamboyant way to open a bottle of champagne.
The evening is held together by our two comperes, Rémi Martin and Spencer Novich. One speaks with a thick French accent, the other with sabre-sharp comic timing, and together they call to mind the campy chaos of Eurotrash. Their chemistry is undeniable: playful, provocative and endlessly quick on their feet. Their ability to hype up the crowd is epic, even when the material is deceptively simple, one routine involving throwing grapes and catching them in their mouths became unexpectedly thrilling, drawing cheers and cries of encouragement from the whole auditorium.
Audience participation is a recurring theme, though never in a way that feels forced. If you’re sat near the aisles, don’t be surprised if you find yourself pulled into the fun, perhaps with someone perched on your lap, or a light request to join in. Importantly, consent is handled with grace: when one audience member politely shook their head, the cast moved on without fuss, keeping the mood buoyant and free from awkwardness.
The first featured circus act was Emma Phillips, introduced as “the Lady in the Bubbles” (though it’s safe to say her skill had little to do with bubbles, a nod to champagne, no doubt). Her art is foot juggling, and she performed with breath-taking precision: spinning and flipping parasols with her feet while spinning objects with her hands, later graduating to tossing and balancing an entire table. It was a true “don’t try this at home” spectacle.
Singer Rechelle Mansour also lent her voice early in the evening, and though one number was cut to a chorus, she later returned with full-bodied performances complete with choreography, and here’s where Sabrage really comes into its own. The choreography throughout the show is a feast. Between acts, spotlights catch performers frozen in playful vignettes across the stage and auditorium, filling transitions with wit and glamour. The dancing itself is athletic, slick, and full of circus-trained flourishes, from acrobatic stretches to a hilariously cheeky towel routine.
Novich, delivered a mesmerising solo piece set entirely to sound effects and sound bites, a moment that stole the breath of the room with its inventiveness. Martin, never to be outdone, provided something altogether different: a surreal, risqué routine involving a microphone and his anatomy that had the audience equal parts cringing and cackling.
The second half upped the ante with spectacle for the crowd: bubbles, confetti cannons, even a pillow fight spilling across the audience. (A word to the wise: cover your drink!) The aerial duet by Flynn Miller and Kimberley Bargenquast was a standout, the pair twisting through the air with strength, grace and fearless intimacy, achieving impossible positions while suspended by little more than their feet and trust.
And then there’s the show’s namesake: sabrage. Traditionally, it’s the art of beheading a champagne bottle with a sabre, a flourish popularised by Napoleon’s cavalry. At Sabrage, it is hinted at the start, and though the finale offered only a tamer indoor variation, the symbolism was unmistakable. Every act begins with the audience raising a glass, and by the end the theatre is swimming in bubbles both the liquid and the floating variety. Health and safety may prevent a full Napoleonic flourish, but the spirit of excess and celebration remains intact.
As Napoleon himself is credited with saying: “Champagne! In victory one deserves it; in defeat one needs it.” After Sabrage, one might add: in cabaret, it flows in every direction.
This show was reviewed on the 27th August 2025 at Lafayette, London where it runs until the 31st December 2025. Tickets available here: Sabrage Cabaret Show | A Dazzling Spectacle at Lafayette London
Review written by Valentine Gale-Sides
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Photo credit: Johan Persson / Matt Crockett
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