First of all, top points to the cast. Just four performers take on the entire history (and future!) of the Eurovision Song Contest, and they do so with boundless energy, sharp wit, and an obvious affection for the subject matter.
While the show is undoubtedly tongue-in-cheek, it’s never cruel. It’s handled with the same kind of love that the audience has for the contest itself. We all adore Eurovision, but let’s be honest, no one is that upset if we don’t win. Not like football fans when their team loses (I digress…).
Rather than offering a clear narrative arc, this show is more of a raucous roundup. I went in expecting a story, but instead what we get is act after act, a kaleidoscope of Eurovision's greatest (and bizarre) hits, all lovingly recreated. Some are laugh-out-loud funny, while others, still hilarious, are performed with astonishing vocal talent. You’ll find yourself both giggling and genuinely impressed.
Our two hosts anchor the evening with undeniable chemistry. They embody the over-the-top Eurovision presenter persona perfectly, veering between hilariously awkward scripted lines and glitter-fuelled showbiz enthusiasm. They’re the glue that holds the show together.
As for the costumes, if you’ve ever seen Dancing Lasha Tumbai or Cha Cha Cha, you’ll know exactly what kind of madness to expect. Sequins, shoulder pads, and questionable fashion choices galore. It’s gloriously camp and utterly joyous.
Special mention must go to the video design (Joseph Dewey) and voiceover (Matt Richardson)`. The interludes between acts feature slick, stylised cut sequences with voiceovers introducing the next “country” they’re so well done that they genuinely feel like clips from the actual broadcast.
Yes, just like the real thing, the audience gets to vote. At the interval, a QR code flashes up allowing us to cast our votes for our favourite act. After the break, we’re treated to a “live” points reveal. Don’t worry, they don’t draw it out for hours. Only the 10 and 12 points are announced, keeping the energy high and the audience cheering.
Overall, this is an absolute gem of a show and the perfect warm-up for the Eurovision final next weekend. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just in it for the memes and madness, you'll leave with a smile on your face, glitter in your hair, and at least one ridiculous song stuck in your head.
This show was reviewed on the 10th May 2025 at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London where it's booking until 17th May 2025. Tickets available here: vauxhalltavern.com/events/event/eurovision-your-decision-2/
Review written by Valentine Gale-Sides
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Photo credit: Dave Bird
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