Dear England
Football has been a passion of our great land for decades, and nothing brings the country together more than a World Cup. All of us living with the hope that ‘football is coming home’. Dear England, written by James Graham takes us into the world of the England team as they fight for world domination under the leadership of waistcoat wearing Gareth Southgate. The story starts in 1996 where we witness Southgate missing that infamous penalty against Germany in the UEFA Euro Semi-Final. We feel every inch of his disappointment and despair as he has to deal with the reality of his misplaced shot.
Working in professional football myself, this show was completely perfect for my world, however it’s also an intricate look at how mental health plays such an important part in creating elite athletes who literally have the weight of the world on their shoulders trying to bring home trophies and making the whole country proud. The intensity of being the face of a national football team is thrown to the forefront with some players having to deal with racial abuse coupled with the extraordinary pressure of playing in the beautiful game with the whole world watching.
We meet Southgate’s back room staff and from the start he was really passionate about providing the players with psychological support which came in the shape of Pippa Grange played with such poise by Samantha Womack. It’s really important to understand the psychological effect that sport can have on a player and offering them this support, if not laughed at to start with, really did shape a team that went onto great things under the leadership of Southgate. David Sturzaker embodied the England manager perfectly and performed with every inch of passion required to lead a National team. He seemed a calming influence, someone who didn’t need to shout and swear, but someone who had the best interest of the players at heart and of course wanting to right a wrong from his own career.
The staging was so clever without being flashy. Fairly understated with the main props being changing room lockers that actors move in and out of throughout the show and wheel on and off the stage, each one adorned with a football shirt displaying the names in the squad. The LED screens added an extra layer to the show with many infamous clips visible as the story progresses.
There are many comedic moments as we take a look back at previous England managers including Graham Taylor, Sven-Göran Eriksson and Fabio Capello. There are moments of brilliance with Teresa May and Gary Lineker and plenty of fantastic performances by a brilliantly talented cast. A big shout out to Oscar Gough as Harry Kane who had clearly spent hours studying the unique voice of Kane and completely scored a worldie with his performance.
This show is a complete triumph and definitely worth a visit for any football fan. There are so many goosebump moments as we relive penalty shoot-outs, to joyous singing along to 'Vindaloo', 'Three Lions' and of course our inherited football anthem 'Sweet Caroline'. This is a show that shoots and scores on every level. A definite winning performance!
This show was reviewed at Birmingham Hippodrome on the 10th March 2026 where it runs until the 15th March 2026. Tickets available here: Dear England – Birmingham Hippodrome
Review written by Emma Rowley
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Photo credit: Marc Brenner
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